Jordan Hudson

How much does the U.S. government really trust Canada? Maybe less than you think.

Espionage warnings from the Defense Department caused an international sensation a few years ago over reports of mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters, until they were debunked. The culprit turned out to be a commemorative quarter in Canada.

Yeah the one thing Canada wants to do is start a war with US. What are we gonna do? Bring back one the tank we have from Afghanistan and send it to battle Seattle? Put military jackets on the Maple Leafs and slap shot pucks at the White House? I like that the Pentagon thinks we have nano-technology in our poppy quarters. Our government thought it was Nana technology and hoped there was gonna be Nana robots.

Sensa is weird shit. Apparently it stops you from over-eating...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:22:54 -0500

Sensa is weird shit. Apparently it stops you from over-eating and/or makes food taste better. And just made of Maltodextrin, Tricalcium Phosphate, and Silica. Hot damn… anything to use your brain less! (I still want to taste it)

LA Times article: …crystals he calls tastants to stimulate the sense of taste and enhance a food’s flavor. In the study, the salt-free tastants were labeled as savory or sweet but produced such flavors as cheddar cheese, onion, horseradish, ranch dressing, cocoa, banana, strawberry, malt and other flavors.

Paid-for spot on an informational site: Called Sensa, it’s actually a food sprinkle that has been clinically proven to convince the brain to stop overeating. It’s tasteless and odorless, contains no stimulants and does not directly interact with the digestive system - which means there are no unpleasant side-effects. None of the horror stories associated with “fat-blockers” or stimulant based weight loss systems.

Official site

Wes Anderson talks about the making of Fantastic Mr. Fox for...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:45:10 -0500

Wes Anderson talks about the making of Fantastic Mr. Fox for about four minutes.

(via cmdrriker)

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:46:08 -0500

(via cmdrriker)

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Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:42:54 -0500

For Adam.

Still calling out bullshit

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:53:56 -0500

Still calling out bullshit:

I also still rock my khakis with a crease.

blownspeakers:

jordanhudson:

Still one of my favourite tumblrs ever.

Still calling out bullshit

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:52:13 -0500

Still calling out bullshit:

Still one of my favourite tumblrs ever.

New Favourite Website

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:44:40 -0500

New Favourite Website:

I didn’t include detention #4. He got in trouble for bringing a computer game to school: http://www.27bslash6.com/flash.html

robotindisguise:

jordanhudson:

… her (his son’s teacher) explanation of why he (his son) had received three detentions made me laugh which is not the reaction she expected…

Detention 1

Raised his hand during maths class and asked “If Kate (a large girl in his class) did not eat for five weeks, would she get skinny or die?”

Detention 2

After teachers had calmed down a very upset child , it was dicovered that Seb had told her “I heard the teachers saying that your parents died today and you are going to have to live at the school.”

Detention 3

While the principal was explaining the ‘no nut policy’ due to nut allergies during a school assembly, Seb yelled out “Woah, thats a lot of nuts” after watching the movie Kung Pow the night before.

New Favourite Website

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:36:00 -0500

New Favourite Website:

… her (his son’s teacher) explanation of why he (his son) had received three detentions made me laugh which is not the reaction she expected…

Detention 1

Raised his hand during maths class and asked “If Kate (a large girl in his class) did not eat for five weeks, would she get skinny or die?”

Detention 2

After teachers had calmed down a very upset child , it was dicovered that Seb had told her “I heard the teachers saying that your parents died today and you are going to have to live at the school.”

Detention 3

While the principal was explaining the ‘no nut policy’ due to nut allergies during a school assembly, Seb yelled out “Woah, thats a lot of nuts” after watching the movie Kung Pow the night before.

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:04:26 -0500

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.

Client: You know those links across the top of the home page?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:02:48 -0500

Client: You know those links across the top of the home page?
Me: You mean the navigation?
Client: Yeah, we think it makes the page too busy. So we’ve decided to just have one link called “Site” and when you click on it, you get one of those drop-down lists. A list of all the pages on the site. Pretty cool, huh?

maniacalrage: Sunglasses by Sebastian Szwajczak (via Behance)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:00:29 -0500

maniacalrage:

Sunglasses by Sebastian Szwajczak (via Behance)

Nuh uh. It’s Hilter. cameronr: If you’re gonna break an...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:59:54 -0500

Nuh uh. It’s Hilter.

cameronr:

If you’re gonna break an egg, you gotta make a couple omelettes. Or something. Whoops! You just quoted Hitler on your Facebook page!

Ninja impales himself on fence

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:40:33 -0500

Ninja impales himself on fence:

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.