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lulz on the zeroooooo. (i thought it was gonna be a pumpkins link but that was just as good) letitallbe: Cougar Juice Coug Juice is the nectar of the desperate, alcoholic gods.  It’s almost unbearably sweet, certainly cheap, and possibly my favourite thing ever.  Somehow, it’s also the only thing I drink that’s just fucking full of sugar.  I think that’s because the first time we made it, I ended up on an air mattress in the middle of a lake and my drinking companion claimed victory in a freestyle battle by talking about public urination. Since you’ll be too drunk to make anything else, I suggest pairing it with KD.  Ingredients: Pink Wine Sprite Zero Ice Directions: Get day drunk. Struggle with the wine spout for a good long while.  Fill a large goblet with pink wine.  Add whatever ice is left from the cooler.  Splash in some Sprite Zero. Tell the goblet it’s a zeroooooo. Ask what its name is.  Put on swimsuit.  Action out all of Bette Davis Eyes to a confused audience of friends.   Via stand back and let it all be Zoom

lulz on the zeroooooo. (i thought it was gonna be a pumpkins link but that was just as good)

letitallbe:

Cougar Juice

Coug Juice is the nectar of the desperate, alcoholic gods.  It’s almost unbearably sweet, certainly cheap, and possibly my favourite thing ever.  Somehow, it’s also the only thing I drink that’s just fucking full of sugar.  I think that’s because the first time we made it, I ended up on an air mattress in the middle of a lake and my drinking companion claimed victory in a freestyle battle by talking about public urination. Since you’ll be too drunk to make anything else, I suggest pairing it with KD. 

Ingredients:

Pink Wine

Sprite Zero

Ice

Directions:

Get day drunk. Struggle with the wine spout for a good long while.  Fill a large goblet with pink wine.  Add whatever ice is left from the cooler.  Splash in some Sprite Zero. Tell the goblet it’s a zeroooooo. Ask what its name is.  Put on swimsuit.  Action out all of Bette Davis Eyes to a confused audience of friends.  


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    (i thought it was gonna be...pumpkins link but that was just as good)
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