Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

That’s right Quinn.  Still no iphone worms reported if you use Apple’s default OS.

This worm only affects dummies who don’t change default passwords after they jailbreak their phone.  I kinda wish Rick was saying “hey genius, don’t jailbreak your phone if you don’t know what you’re doing”.

blownspeakers:

Wait wait… but Apple products don’t get t3h viruses! Right?…

jakemadison:

First iPhone worm discovered

Apple iPhone owners in Australia have reported that their smartphones have been infected by a worm that has changed their wallpaper to an image of 1980s pop crooner Rick Astley. Once in place, the worm appears to attempt to find other iPhones on the mobile phone network that are similarly vulnerable, and installs itself again.

So that’s to say that gay men can tell who’s gay just by their scent?  I find that really hard to believe…

jakemadison:

Oh god, I either smell terrible to everyone or awesome. Or half awesome and half terrible.

…or just like whisky & cigarettes.

leightsy: peepingtomfoolery:

…and 9 other random things you probably didn’t know about sexual biology.

Done by a friend of a co-worker.  Finished this morning.

catastrofe:

useful

Clayton calls out bullshit, one thing/day at a time.  A hell of a lot more entertaining than that stupid Rules For My Unborn Son feed.

I KNEW YOU DID, DUDE!   RIGHT ON, HELL YEAH, BITCH!

skinnyghost:

For Jordan

“DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT AT OLD NAVY?”