The Movember Face AKA The “Look Like Your Dad” Face
For a young boy there will come a time when they look at their face, and suddenly they can see for the first time a hint of manhood seeping through pores. Why not recreate that experience that your mother had with your father when she first laid eyes on that fur monster wrapping his upper lip? It’s a face that commands authority. It’s a face that will bring ladies closer. It’s a face that says: “If I can grow hair up here, where else do you think hair is growing?”
There’s a mural painted on the side of a building at 1st and Nanaimo. Last year someone sloppily painted what I think was supposed to be a Circle-A on top and ruined what I thought was possibly the best mural in Vancouver. A couple of weeks ago I noticed that the wall now looks like this. I actually turned my car around and parked in the lot behind the building because I wanted to find out where the code led. I had to stand on the median during rush-hour (it was either too close or too far from each sidewalk) to find out that scanning the QR code takes you here.
We know one of these reviewers is gonna get the consequences. I wonder if they’ll never be the same.
